π§ UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE FOREVER π§ β’ YES WE DO WEDDINGS β’ NO FOG MACHINE (YET)
β·100%
CERTIFIED
LOUD
two guys. one aux cable. zero chill.
JL-PRODUCTION
We press play. You lose your mind.
Professional DJs.* Unprofessional amounts of bass.
*according to our moms
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2 DJs. 1 shared braincell.
Separately? Questionable. Together? A noise complaint.
actual very serious artist photo DJ J
HEAD OF PRESSING PLAYThe J in JL. Brings the bangers, forgets the charger. Has said βone more trackβ 47 times tonight.
Special move: unnecessary air horn
DJ L
DIRECTOR OF BIG DROPSThe L in JL. Turns every knob. Nobody knows what they do. Believes every song needs more bass.
Special move: pointing at the ceiling
π€ Together we have over 3 hours of experience. And counting.
π BANGERS DEPARTMENT Γ
basement_banger_FINAL_final_v7ORIGINAL MINI BEAT β’ 128 BPM β’ PARENTAL CONFUSION
π HIRE THESE TWO MEN Γ
Your party. Our problem.
Birthdays. Weddings. Basements. Your dog's graduation.
We bring the tunes and a suspicious number of cables.
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Mom: Very nice website boys. Love you.
downstairs_neighbor: please stop